Author: Eoin Colfer
Publication Info: New York : HarperPerennial, 
Previously Read by the Same Author:
- Artemis Fowl
- The Arctic Incident
- The Eternity Code
- The Opal Deception
- The Lost Colony
- The Time Paradox
- The Atlantis Complex
- The Last Guardian
I received an advanced reading copy of this novel through the Library Thing Early Reviewers program.
Eoin Colfer writes fantasy fiction primarily for the young adult audience, but this book is most decidedly not for children. Nevertheless, the book is about an ancient dragon Wyvern, Lord Highfire (“Vern” for short) who has retired to the Louisiana bayou where he reclines in his La-Z-Boy wearing a Flashdance t-shirt and drinking vodka while watching Netflix. A series of incidents bring him together with a teenager named Everett “Squib” Moreau, who has a penchant for trouble but is trying to do his best. Squib eventually becomes Vern’s assistant or “familiar” despite the latter’s mistrust of humans.
Squib has the misfortune that the corrupt and sociopathic constable Regence Hooke is insistent on dating Squib’s single mother. Squib gets into deeper trouble when he witnesses Hooke murdering a rival. Hooke learns of Vern from following Squib and comes up with a plan to use the dragon to take out a New Orleans crime lord and take control of drug and arms trafficking.
Parts of this book are a delightful blend of fantasy and gritty, everyday life on the Louisiana bayou. I especially enjoy the growing relationship between Squib and Vern. Unfortunately, Colfer seems to revel in detailing Hooke’s cruel and psychotic mind. It gets to the point where Hooke feels like he’s the main protagonist of the story and he’s not someone I want to spend a lot of time with.